21th of 2025
All we have is Kamm'd Goods™, so now what??
Well wait, there is a solutation[!]: it's F to the O to the O to the N to the D! Foode!
Come get your's too down at wareHouse™!
Fact: fode turn to fecal substance after consumption.
KINDS OF FFOOD AVAILABLE:
Food
Bread V.1
Cat feet
Ear of wheat
Cube
Bean
and Water
Fod is enjoyed everywhere by those like you.
This is important.
It is also important to eat a balance't diet of FOOND(™).
Fact: Foond comes in 2 sizes.
Each one is deal'd 3 Foond every week.
(¡CAUCION!) DO NOT TRY TO INCREASE FOODE AMOUNTS!!
Fortunely, FOODDE half-life is print'd on box.
Handle foond safely. You may touch foode.
Tipp: If fOode box says "Do not eat," obey box for your safety.
Fact: foonde has 2 parts: inner and outer. Middle may also exist.
Enjoy!
(Safely)