Written on Teves 24, 5781

So, to be funny, I like to pronounce words where I convert voiced sounds to unvoiced (And vice-versa [alliteration not intended]), and make vowel sounds more "dull". Also, the letter A in superscript is pronounced like the A in cat. And a TH in superscript is voiced. Loncosh has no definitive spellings or pronounciations for words. The examples below will show various styles of Loncosh that have very different features. Loncosh is designed to look like mideival european langauges, and not look like english unless you know what is being translated (like the word "na" meaning "the").
I am also making a translator (that uses what I will call a completely different dialect, a lot more old-english-y) that will translate English to Lancosh. In the translator version, the A as in cat uses the ash letter, and the voiced dental fricative uses the eth symbol (look them up). Due to the restrictions with which I am working, many Lancosh features will be abandoned in the translator version. I will occasionally improve the translator.

The Translator (it doesn't work right now)


"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
Na gog bon vogz shombs oar na lassy toch

"Followers of QAnon also believe that there is an imminent event known as the "Storm", when thousands of members of the cabal will be arrested and possibly sent to Guantanamo Bay prison or to face military tribunals, and the U.S. military will brutally take over the country. The result will be salvation and utopia on earth."
Oloers a qanan olsa palaf ta tar es na amana afa nan as na stom, en ousints a mompas af na chopal ol pa orozda na bozbla zond na chandanoma pa prosa o na voz molodara druponis, o na os molodara ol pradla dog af na o gondra,, na raso ol pa zavoja na odoba na oth

"Multiple conspiracy theories pertain to a fatal oil-rig industrial accident in 2010 in the Gulf of Mexico, alleging sabotage by those seeking to promote environmentalism, or a strike by North Korean or Russian submarines. Elements of such theories have been suggested or promoted by US radio host Rush Limbaugh."
Madaba gazbarza tara baton na o vadel al-roch antusral ochshitund o dwonadon an na chof a magzaga, alashin sapodash pa tos zakin na brama unfonmondalosa o a zdrog pa nath garaia o rasa zopmarons,, alamaz na soch tora a pon socosta a bramada pa os rata ozth raj lompa,,

"A theory claims that The Coca-Cola Company intentionally changed to an inferior formula with New Coke, with the intent either of driving up demand for the original product or permitting the reintroduction of the original with a new formula using cheaper ingredients. Coca-Cola president Donald Keough rebutted this charge: 'The truth is, we're not that dumb, and we're not that smart.'"
o thora chloms ta na gagagala gombna andajnala djansht ta na avaarar vamala a na gag ath na andand ota a trofin ob tamant fa na oroshonil perotugt a bamoda na raantratosha a na oroshonil o a na vomla osan djeber acrataands,, gagagala prostond tona geo ravoda ta djotsch,, ,na drath a ua na ta to a ua na ta zmod, ,,

"The 'New World Order theory states that a group of international elites controls governments, industry, and media organizations, with the goal of establishing global hegemony."
na ne ort ota thora ztodz ta a crob a antanajanil alos gadrals cofomas, otasdry na mataa acanasashans ua na co a azdaplajin clapal amoshanai,,

"Some theorists believe that Denver International Airport stands above an underground city which serves as a headquarters of the New World Order."
za thoraazdz palaf ta tonfa odanojano aipod zdonts apaf na otacrond zita uish zofs oz na otgarders o na ne ort ota

"Hungarian-American investor George Soros has been the subject of conspiracy theories since the 1990s"
chocaraan omorogang onfostir sharsh zaraz os pon na zubshagd o gozboroza thores zonz na nandan nandaz

"Conspiracy theories exist alleging that Israel uses animals to conduct espionage or to attack people."
Gazbaraza thores agzozd alashin ta osrel asas onmils ta gondogd azbaionash a ta odogd bebel,,

"Among the foremost concerns of conspiracy theorists are questions of alien life"
Aman na vomozd gonzons a gonzborzai thorezdz ar gauezdjans a alang lov,,

"If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it. But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together"
Ov on a zo ozga a man na tofaz pra na bazan pra na ploda mozda ta tafo onaza tathrans razan tastra na am graats mosra na bovada ye lodrala dagz na prot vro na mothz a loda joldra,, ov a man na ofal tronk ta dobal na grozja mon na oma vro na bonaga a rojaz crajaz lofan anda na potalazpot na tocratosha na taspo na jam na oblaznoz na oblaznoz na thon a zodanla a acanzd ad,, pa ov an na za ozga o man na al na gozanzoja na volazovag on na ol thot oz chanzomt an cat volaz ad dacotha

"A false dilemma is a type of informal, correlative-based fallacy in which a statement falsely claims or assumes an 'either/or' situation, when in fact there is at least one additional logically valid option. For example, somebody uses false dichotomy when they say, 'Stacey spoke out against capitalism, therefore she must be a communist.'"
A voz talamo os a dob af anvoma charalada bazd volaza on uj a zdodmand vozla gloms a azams na ether ar zojaoja on an vogd thar os od lazd an atajana loshacla folut obja,, va ogzamba zombata asas a voz dagadama on na zo zdaza zbag ad acanzd gobadaloza tharvar ja mozd pa na gamanazd


"Appeal to fear - generating distress, anxiety, cynicism, or prejudice towards the opponent in an argument."
Abal na vo shonaroda tasdraz ongzaoda zonazozam a brojadoz daarts na abanand a na ocoma

"Let's go to Gelson's, the Supermarket, my dear friend!"
Laz ca na cozanz na zobormagad ma ta vrod