Scientific Review: Abiogenesis - How It Happened

(This article is a joke) November 12, 2022

Many have been, until recently, in the dark as to how abiogenesis -- the process of the first single-celled lifeform appearing on the sterile earth on Tuesday, August 6, 4,008,650,567 BCE at 5:37 PM (scientists have ascertained the exact date and time through very scientific methods) -- occurred; and this has been the source of many pseudoscientific (unlike with us!) claims of a "god" "creating" life instead, through some very improbable MAGIC (unlike our claims)! But finally scientists have pieced together the complete puzzle of how life formed!