phase 1

'Ello there, dog!

I once realized that the world needed another shitty ARG.
What brings you here, so-called "Jacob Sully Van?"
Truly, what compels such a creature as yourself to tread upon this here Land Of Dementia?
Insert shitty, cryptic nonsense here.
Perchance that is all I have for today.
Fare thee well, son.

phase 2

(C) 123, Rhyckspith Inc.

phase 3

513*a = ?

phase 4

Quan-diddy of stuffs?